When I broke my collar bone the doctor told me about what I would have to do in order to heal properly. This is what I thought he meant.

"What Up!?!?"

Ian is the most recent participant in a thoroughly established Ware-family tradition.

Rowing.

I don't know.

Very few people know this, but the Joseph Smith Birthplace Memorial in Sharon, Vermont is actually the modern Pool of Bethesda. Unfortunately, when the waters stirred i couldn't pull myself over the edge into the water (b/c my clavicle was broken). Another less needy person beat me to it! So, sadly, my arm remains in its sling. This story is not real.

Shane and Mac getting ready for a spin. I can only guess why they look so excited.

Here is my brother's favorite toy. It's called a "Build-a-Bear". It is possibly the most sissy present ever. Though he claims to have "lost" it, we all know that Jason sleeps with it every night. The only consolation is that the bear was a gift from a totally cute EFY babe.

Admittedly, I once narrowly avoided recieving a build-a-bear as a gift myself.

Right after I moved to Boston I got in a bike crash. Someone snapped a quick pic right as it happened. What timing!

Here is the end result. You can see my collar bone sticking up there. My first real injury that I can think of. Please, no applause.

Here's mom with Ian, my other newphew. Apparently this is what an Idaho beach looks like. I don't know, that's just what my sister said.

Check out my new nephew Sam!!! He's 6'1'' and 175 lbs. He's got ten fingers, ten toes, and a lot of crap tied around his ankles.

It's true. Martha's back. And she's better than ever (except she moved to Taiwan). See if you can spot her in this picture. Also, check out the girl who's second from the right. She's got the model lip pucker goin on.

This is me singing some Kareo... that thing that sarts with a K. I'm the one with the microphone... not the beer.